Going Lohan

Oh, how I love bearing witness

To the ruthless competition

For the crowning and the title

Of the country's newest

Cutest little victims

So your life is a violent fire?

Burning out fast for the world to admire

Chew them up spit them out

Sell the photos to the press

You're the one that wanted

So tell me

How's it feel to be famous?

And you knew you were in love

The first time you ever eye-fucked the camera

But now you want space

Now you want privacy

I'm sorry darling, your life is public property.

Please let me worship the beauty

you were blessed with in post

While respecting boundaries

For another lonely brick on your road

So your life is a violent fire?

Burning out fast for the world to admire

Chew them up spit them out

Sell the photos to the press

You're the one that wanted

So tell me

How's it feel to be famous?