Proud To Be A Canadian

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Pass me another beer

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose

His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger

The only reason we live in f**king igloos

Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Pass me another welfare check

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Pass me another eskimo

I'm proud to be a Canadian

Hold my seat while i f**k her up the ass hole