Hack

Just a mass of lowdown fucking hacks

Unethical methods to report your "facts"

Hacking into phones, scavaging through bins

Living oblivious to your immoral sins

Spying on the innocent and the weak

Just to get your story of the week

How very apt that to get to the sleaze

You're in the fucking rubbish

On your hands and knees

Hack away you fucking hacks

Your ghoulish practices

Will never fucking last

But its a sign of the times we live in

Society obsessed with reading stories

Of celebrity cunts and slags

Filled to the redtop of your favourite rag