Are You Real

Hi Buddy is it true ?

Let me check this out for you

Gameshow heroes, storytellers

Parttime lovers and old time fellas

Kind of dazzled, travelling mind,

Relationship of a frozen kind ?

Lying heroes, perfect fake

Have you ever kissed a snake ?

Are you real ?

TV Weddings, truth for sale,

Media death. Did you inhale ?

Be extreme, show no fear

and don't ask questions, sign up here !

Million dollar college heroes selling the drama in a P.C. dress

and then they let us drown in superficial emptiness.

Are You real?

Sleep with buddha, money flow,

Today everything must go,

Kiss the cross for special kicks,

Dial 1-800-6-6-6.

Are You real?