Dead Before I Was Born

Well the lord must have had his day off when I was born

He went to bed closed his eyes had some fun

Mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome

Daddy gave his sperm and it was done

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

the first thing that I saw was white

The nurse came with the scissors and said : it's a boy

The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry

And then I started to scream and I was alive

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

And now I'm here and I don't know why

'Cause I wasn't asked at all

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born