Hell Gets You Nowhere

Stood by the roadside late at night

Hell came along and offered me a ride

I thought about it the I said no

I asked my suitcase and my suitcase said let's go

And the bass said

Hell gets you nowhere

That I swear

Went to church sunday without my mum

Laughed about my neighbour who sat on my chewinggum

He said the lord would punish me

And hells the right place for me to be