Milk And Honey

You don't get your dream job 'cause you're too tall

You miss your wakeup call

A drunken guy crashed in your car

Can't pay for your drinks at the bar

Your boss said, it was nice to work with you

You think he's just a jerk

The new shoes you bought

Are ruined after a mile

The sheets are warm, the fridge is filled

What's up buddy? Everything so funny

Living in the land, the land of milk and honey

The land of milk and honey

And now, your girlfriend sold your favorite CD

They've towed your car away

While watching girls, you fell from a tree and that was hard

But now the best you haven't seen one girl undressed

Mummy said, they'll take you out of college