Blond Adonis

I'm the new greek statue

you can take home and enjoy

I'm the dream of every queen

the world's most gorgeous boy

I'm the billion dollar baby

with a million dollar smile

I'm the toast of every coast

and I can't sing - oh, honey

blond adonis on the endless autobahn

blond adonis on the cover of a magazine

blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes

blond adonis on the silver screen

I'm the new sex object

and I am god's gift to you

I'm the blond with tousled frond

and eyes of baby blue

I can't sing, but

I can do some things

that leave you breathless

take me home and leave the light off

you'll see why I'm famous

I'm the last of the master race

the grand teutonic plague

my computer-generated face is all the rage

I'm continuously updated, I never age

I'm only an actor, and the whole world is a stage