Next Level

[Verse 1]

Whoa, I won't rap on the same beat as the rest of you, the radio is terrible, they sent me here to rescue you

My album dropped and got the best reviews, I'm a teacher, got an F for you but got so little time to lecture you

You can catch me at the local bar, goin' hard, spittin' fire like I'm Charizard up out the Poké Ball

My flow is just like drunk sex, you know it's raw, all of my girls gettin' spoiled like they're Oprah's dog

I'm on the same mission, I'm tryna ball like Blake Griffin, I'm travelin' more than LeBron, I changed pivots

I ain't missin', I may swish it, they can't get it, it ain't cool if I ain't did it

And I may visit the nursin' home, make sure that the curtains closed, bust the Urkel flow, dipset and leave the nurse to know

Hit it from the back 'til she collapse and catches vertigo, send her boyfriend a text and make sure he's the first to know

All this fire spittin' can hurt your throat, I need to chill, I don't need a deal but I'll take one for a couple billion

I'm tryna eat and you lookin' like a bum that's walkin' around a sidewalk lookin' at someone's lunch to spill

Fuck how you feel, boy, I'm speakin' the truth, Clark Kent when I sneak in the booth, I'm Superman

Go to the party, grab a bottle of Bacardí then roll out like Luda' fans, I got stupid plans

[Verse 2]

Attention shoppers, I get it poppin', I'm sippin' vodka, on my break eatin' Benihana's in my freakin' boxers

I been a problem like a kid at six that gets adopted, you like a parent that works a lot, only wish stop him

I been obnoxious, never cautious, I been spittin' lava like a volcano in Guatamala, I'm the fittest option

To replace Pac, mix him with Eminem and Nas and Common and Kendrick and Cole and maybe my nigga Hopsin

Stop lyin' about your job, that's a false start, everybody knows that you still work at Walmart

Read the hallmark cards and pushin' all carts, tryna save up for a golf cart, pushin' a seg like Paul Blart

I'm off-kilter, post a picture without filters, I make hits and these people catch 'em like outfielders

I had sex with a MILF, her son watchin' Bob the Builder, don't unleash the beast, it's Jumanji, I feel like Robin Willaims

Who you know that do it better than I? Tuck Everlasting with the flow because it never could die

I'm on a flight, you the caterpillar on the Bug's Life, even if I gave you wings, bro, you never could fly

I'm the truth I never would lie, Liar Liar, Jim Carrey, they been scary I'm Michael Myers

Y'all should retire, I pay the phone like Mekhi Phifer, please don't step into my cyphers, somebody gon' pay the piper

If Peter Piper picked the pickled pepper, he'd be sweatin', I could eat a ghost one and flow somethin' hot as ever

I'm Allen Iverson, I was born with the talent, talkin' 'bout practice, you could have it and still not be better

You like the three blind mice, you never see the cheddar, Albert Einstein with the flow cause everything I speak is clever

There's ten things that I hate about you rappers, if you try to come at me it'll be a dark night, Heath Ledger, bitch