Perfection Personified

Mistakes, mistakes... I know you don't make 'em

Problems, problems... I know you don't create 'em

I know that you know you are never, ever wrong

Always blaming somebody else

Though we're not sure quite sure who

But you and I know because you told me so that it's not

You!

Because you're... perfection personified, never lost

And never lied

Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone

Of how not to live your own life!

So sad, so sad, you're not aware of your own failings

Opinions, opinions... you've got them by the truckload

Even when you don't understand what you're saying

But still you amble along in your own perfect bubble

Leaving behind you a trail of rubble

Whose going to catch you when you finally fall?

Because you're... perfection personified, never lost

And never lied

Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone

Of how not to live your own life!

Respectable, infallible, unculpable, unfathomable, not

Liable

Thoroughly objectionable, sitting on a pedastal that's

In danger of collapsing...

The epitome of smarm, so smug and self satisfied

Safe in your cushy job, plenty of money

Devoted family man and a wife who calls you 'honey'

You're smiling and we're smiling and we're laughing at

You

You think you have it made but what you don't realise

Is that the joke is on you

Because you're... perfection personified, never lost

And never lied

Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone

Of how not to live your own life!