Time Crime

Napoleon Blownapart, 1610 -

Martin Luther, they did it again

World War Two, 1945 - tourists from the future, they did not survive Panzers at Hastings,

1066 - we fought with lasers, they fought with sticks

Nuking the Romans in 238,

Enslaving the Cavemen in times before date

Strange confusion in space and time

Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines

Yesterday could be tomorrow's today

But yesterday could be tomorrow too

A knight with an Uzi, that makes no sense

With mammoths and Mongols there is no defence

Hitler meets Caesar, Stalin and Nero

They're building a robot, so don't be a hero

Tyrannosaurus rampage in London town

Jack The Ripper wears the Russian crown

Stonehenge ruined in a hail of rockets

Shakespeare's eyes - pulled from the sockets