You Don't Have to Be Mad

I'm watching you step round the room

Show me the rabbit and watch me run,

When you're stripped and looking fun

You give me hope, it is a noose

Kiss and tell and don't regret,

I know that the line is dead

You're the one who asks for proof

You look good with no clothes on,

I'll take photos on my phone

I wish that I was in the loop!

You broker words like I knew you would

Feed me lies like they are food

Persuade me to jump through hoops

Disunited in a sweat, telling me to run and fetch

You're the one with the juice!

You're the one with the juice!

You think what you cannot name,

You want what you can't explain

You're the one with the juice!

You want what you can't explain,

You wish you could walk away

I wish that I was in the loop!

Dreaming that I got full house,

Never have to do without

Out of ten you are a nine

Show me the rabbit and I am fine,

Watching you walking the line

So here we are, it's closing time

I drank fast and you drank wine,

Back to your place, never mine

It's the scene of the crime, I'm off my tits!

One on one you are the chief,

Telling me what to believe

I wish that I was set loose!

Blind dates don't go like they should

Having patience, it's no good

You're the one with the juice!

You're the one with the juice!