Buck Naked

I was buck naked down on the pond.

Well, I was swimming with the fishes.

On the shore, I left my britches

In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies.

I was buck naked down on the pond.

Well, I was swimming in the water

And I didn't think I'd see the farmer's daughter.

As she came in for the slaughter!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm!

I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm!

I was buck naked down on the field.

Well, I was running from the farmer,

And I didn't have no armor.

Not a shield. He had a gun! Woo!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm.

I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm.

I was buck naked!