Rock-n-Roll Patrol

We got a call on the telephone it was a rocker who

Had problems at home

He had a message that set of the alarm

His neighbor bought an acoustic guitar

Hey, hey, what's that you're saying?

I can't hear him, but I know he's playing!

We know your problem, just leave it to us...

We'll put him on the next hospital-bus!

And there it was, the scene of the crime

This neighbor really stepped out of line

We knew the one thing that we had to do

Break that guitar and the neighbor too

Knock knock we know that you're home

And we'll make sure you won't play another tone

Come and open or we'll break down the door

We're gonna spread your teeth across the floor

Remember your face, the nose you were born with

It won't look the same as it recently did

A punch on your mouth, both eyelids turns blue

The Rock'n'Roll Patrol has rearranged you

The whole apartment was silent and locked

He wouldn't answer when we knocked

We used a crowbar to get inside, under the bed we

Found him trying to hide

We pulled him out, held him down on the bed

Smashed the guitar against his head

Break his lips, break his lips

Shut the front door on his fingertips

A final kick on his teeth real hard

Then we headed for our favorite bar

But we got angry, from the stage we could hear

Acoustic ballads reaching our ear!!!

That's it someone must pay!!!

With swinging crowbars we attacked the stage

We grabbed his short hair by the roots

And replaced his front-teeth with our boots