If I Had A Gun

I said

Look a me with my makeup messed

I feel so ugly I've never been kissed

Hey God can you make it all go away

Everyday it's the same damn thing

I wake up draggin' this ball and chain

I keep on looking for a piece of the action

But I just can't get ahead

He said, if I had a gun

I'd have me some fun

I'd shoot everyone

Who pisses me off today

So don't piss me off today

Look at me I'm all screwed up

I've banged my head I'm stuck in a rut

So hey God, can you make it all go away

And all the crap goin' in my head

Makes me crazy, makes me see red

I keep on looking for a piece of the action

But I can't get ahead

He said, if I had a gun

I'd have me some fun

I'd shoot everyone

Who pisses me off today

And he said, I want to go home

'Cause I know I can't take anymore

So don't piss me off today

I said

Look a me with my makeup messed

I feel so ugly I've never been kissed

Hey God can you make it all go away