Auntie Maggie's Remedy

Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy

No matter what ailment youve got

But I know a special one you ought to try

Youll find it's the best of the lot

Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, it's guaranteed

never to fail

That's the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain

in your Robert E. Lee

Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with

Auntie Maggies Remedy

If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

Youre bound to wake up I'll agree

But I'll bet you by heaven, you'll wake up at seven

With my Auntie Maggies Remedy

In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

My intentions were honest you see

She shouted with laughter, "I know what you're after

Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, it's guaranteed

never to fail

That's the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain

in your Robert E. Lee

Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with

Auntie Maggies Remedy

Now when the baby starts crying, there's always a

reason

And if you inspect him you'll see,

The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

With Auntie Maggies Remedy

Now I went to a doctor, I wasn't too well

And he made me lie on a settee

He said "there's trouble brewing, youve been overdoing

Your Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,

In a spot where it just shouldn't be

So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with

Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Additional Verse

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