Taxman

(this ones called: taxman)

(one, two, three, four, one two)

Let me tell you how it will be

Theres one for you, nineteen for me

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I dont take it all

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman

(if you drive a car car) Ill tax the street

(if you try to sit sit) Ill tax your seat

(if you get too cold cold) Ill tax the heat

(if you take a walk walk) Ill tax your feet

Taxman!

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman

Dont ask me what I want it for

(ah, ah, mr. major)

If you dont want to pay some more

(ah, ah, mr. [..])

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman

If I reduce it, can you sleep

(ah, ah, boris yeltzin)

Get back [..] v.a.t.

(ah, ah, mr. bush)

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman

If you get a hat hat, Ill tax your hat

If you get a cat cat, Ill tax your cat

If you wipe your feet feet, Ill tax your mat

If you walk away away, Ill tax your [..]

Now my advise to those who die

(taxman!)

Declare the pennies on your eyes

(taxman!)

cause Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman.

And youre working for no one, but me

(taxman!)

Yes, Im the taxman

Yeah, Im the taxman