No Money In This Deal

Well, I can meet you on the street

And I'll stop and talk to you

You can walk around the block

And I will walk around it too

But you can sit down in the park

Do some lovin' in the dark

But to me you don't appeal

'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

Now you might say to me let's eat

I might say my name is Pete

And you say that yours is Joyce

But I know it could be Lois

We can go ahead and fill

A life that isn't real

Later I might say I'm Bill

'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

Well, if you want me dear

Come and get me I'll be here

And I will marry you

If you say that you will do

Anything I say until

You buy me an automobile

But I won't stay with you still

Unless there's money in this deal

Well, then she turned around and said

She'd rather be dead

Than to see me spend her money

When I ain't never called her honey

Said, that's all for you Hill

She already got her fill

Told me to go find another

'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

I mean it baby,

There's no money in this deal