Pretty Little Lady from Beaumont Texas

It's not that blue Mercedes Benz

That she could give to me

It's not that if she married me

That I would be set free.

It's not that she's just barrels of fun

That makes me fall so hard

That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas

With the oil well in her yard.

It's not because she could be

In a playboy centerfold

That makes me want to take her back

With here and her black gold.

It's not because she's barrels of fun

That my heart pumps so hard

For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas

With the oil wells in her yard.

All that stock in Texas gold

Don't mean a thing to me

I buy my oil at K-Mart

I buy one and get one free.

I'd love her if she didn't have

Those paid up credit cards

That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas

With the oil wells in her yard.

It's not because she could be

In a playboy centerfold

That makes me want to take her back

With here and her black gold.

It's not because she's barrels of fun

That my heart pumps so hard

For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas

With the oil wells in her yard.

That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas

With the oil wells in her yard...