Worst of Luck

I just got the news, I understand you're married

While your friends are congratulatin' you

I'll add my two cents and I'll convey my feelings

So here's wishing all the worst of luck to you.

May the troubles that you have all be big ones

I hope every dress he buys you turns to blue

May your life with him be one big mess of heartaches

Oh, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you.

I hope everything he touches start to hurtin'

'Cause I know that he'll be touchin' you a lot

If you think I wan't revenge well, you're right I really do

So, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you.

May your life with him be one big mess of

Oh, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you

Yes, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you...