If You Don't Start Drinkin'

I'm tired of putting up

With your sober ways

Tired of looking at you

Through an alcoholic haze

You better change

I'm begging you please

'cause if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

I wake up in the morning

I'm under the roof

But I get no sympathy

Baby you're too aloof

You better change

Yes, I'm begging you please

'cause if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite

Take a little nip baby it's alright

All a fellow wants is company

Come on baby have a taste with me

Yeah, you say it's alright baby

You don't care

But as soon as I indulge

I get that icy stare

You better change

I'm begging you please

'cause if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

Don't give me no lectures

'Bout stress and strife

So-ber-i-ety

Just ain't my way of life

You better change

Yes, I'm begging you please

'cause if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

Yeah, Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite

Take a little nip baby it's alright

All a fellow wants is company

Come on baby have some fun with me

Yeah, you say it's alright baby

You don't care

But as soon as I indulge

I get that icy stare

You better change

I'm begging you please

'cause if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

Well, if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave

Yes, if you don't start drinkin'

I'm gonna leave