It Wasn't Me

Well, he was cold, tired and hungry

Came a-beggin' for bread

The lady took him in

And fed him breakfast in bed

It wasn't me

No, no, baby, it wasn't me

Ah, that must have been some other body

No, no, child, it wasn't me

Well, there's a cool, young whipper-snapper

Loves to run and play

But the draft board got him

They inducted him today

It wasn't me

No, no, baby, it wasn't me

Yeah, you must've met some other body

No, no, child, it wasn't me

Callin' out for volunteers

On the front row

Lieutenant said: Which one of ya'll

Will volunteer to go

It wasn't me

Woo, it wasn't me

Yeah that must've been some other body,

No, no child it wasn't me

Wailin' down the freeway

Adjust the cruisin' power

The state trooper clocked me

At ninety miles an hour

It wasn't me

No, no, sheriff, it wasn't me

Well, you must have met some other body

No, no, it wasn't me

Well you say you saw my car parked

By the drive-in one night

Came over to speak to me

But I was outta sight

It wasn't me

No, no, baby, it wasn't me

That must've been some other body

No, no, child, it wasn't me

I met a German girl in England

Who was goin' to school in France

Said we danced the Mississippi

At an Alpha Kappa dance

It wasn't me

Woo, it wasn't me

Yeah, you must've met some other body

No, no, child, it wasn't me