Survival

I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly

And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep

And that's how I learned how to survive.

I gave a berr to a bum that was drinking

And I gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking

And I gave water to all I thought were thirsty

And that's how I learned how to survive.

I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping

And I gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it

And I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

And that's how I learned how to survive.

And "I don't care if monday's blue,

Tuesday's grey and wednesday's too.

Thursday I don't care about you.

It's friday I'm in love."

We just ripped off a song by the cure

But it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure.

I fed false information to the audience

And that's how I learned how to survive.

I give a thank you to my father for leaving me

And I give a finger to my stepfather for beating me

And I give props to myself for achieving.

Gosh dang I'm glad that I survived.

I just handed you a giant load of gibberish

And I give love to a lover quite deserving of it

And I give thanks to all of you for listening to the story

Of how we all learned how to survive.