Valerie

Got an old Smiths' record

and I put it on endlessly.

To mourn a lethal fascination

of a girl named Valerie.

She got a XXX rating

and maybe someday she'd have married me.

But, she was born to keep me waiting.

Her name was Valerie.

With a little more time, I was thinking

we could've worked my hooks into you.

Over a recent complication

I came to find that she'd tired of me.

She wrote the book of Revelations.

Her name was Valerie.

With a little more time, I was thinking

we could've worked my life around you.

With a little more time... WOO!

Her name was Valerie (Valerie)

Her name was Valerie (Valerie)

Her name was Valerie (Valerie)

Her name was Valerie