Underwater

Yo, aiyo, I'm lost underwater, I see a pink dog with a crystal handle

So I keep swimmin', amazed that I'm not drownin'

Butterflies took control when I arrived

I opened the door, no, I knocked first

I'm not on my turf, I seen a ray of lights that resemble live fireworks

Some mermaids with Halle Berry haircuts flashin' they tail

Like follow me, now, don't be afraid

I'ma show you where all the jinns and spirits pray

If you scared to face this life, you shouldn't stay

So, I kept on swimmin', grabbed on to her fin to help me out

As we got close I seen the boat all shot up with his anchor out

Then she asked me politely what I'm thinkin' about

I said nuttin', she said nuttin' leaves nuttin'

If you fill me up, bet this'll bring that out

I seen rubies, diamonds, smothered under octopus

Jellyfish sharks soar, aquaproof pocketbook

Pearls on the mermaid girls

Gucci belts that they rock for no reason from a different world

Up ahead lies Noah's Ark but that's waves away

And way to the right, that's one of our bangin' spas

She quoted I took notice, Spongebob in the Bentley Coupe

Bangin' the Isleys, he slow backed up

Then he passed me swoop, seen his chick eyein' me hard

He got vexed and smacked his boo

Took off, continued my travels, seen a rock from the Titanic

Lookin' fat and, nah, it wasn't damaged

Then I seen somethin' real big, sky blue and gold

With white walls, behind a large city

That was lost before Christ walked the walk

Upon the waters that's so bright

Every time we got close the mermaid held on tight

All I heard was "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar

Bismillah are-Rahman, are-Raheem?, Allah screamed

That we heard from afar

Everyone salat and the world's banginest mosque got crowded in

With life that I can't explain

They said sir, yes, I'm glad you came

Greeted me with Qu'rans and Torahs

Prayed after that we said, ?Amen?