Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day

I want to tell you, I might as well do

About a girl I met back in May

Her name is Rita and you should see her

And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day

She's got a brother like any other

Who got his nose caught inside a gate

And when they freed him, it so relieved him

He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day

You wouldn't think to look at me

That I was strong

But underneath it all, I really am

And just to prove it, why;

Only the other day

I picked a needle up with one hand

Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford

While taking part in a local play

Was intercepted and then suspected

Of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day

Hey, hey...

Who's that lady I saw you with?

It was not your wife

It looked to me suspiciously

Like someone I have never seen before in my life

Doo-doo doo-di-doo ...

It's not suprising when you come to think of it

Just what it is that makes people swear

You only have to sing about bleepin' thing

And there'll be bleeping ev'ry-bleeping-where

Now, if you love me, you're not above me

And if you don't, well, what can I say

Except we'll see when you come to tea, then

You can go Ooh wakka doo wakka

Ooh wakka doo wakka

Ooh

Wakka doo

Wakka day