Muscle Car

She don't care if I'm fat

She don't care if I'm thin

She don't care 'bout no band

That I used to be in

And when we're alone

I never get very far

She just wants to ride in my muscle car

It's a red GTA

With two white stripes

Carbon monoxide

Comin' out of it's pipes

To her it's the taste

Of fine caviar

She just wants to ride in my muscle car

When I rev up the engine

She crosses her legs

And a glazed expression

Comes over her face

She feels the vibration

And moans "Oh my God!"

She wants

My, my muscle car

My, my muscle car