Beauty School Drop Out

Your story sad to tell

A teenage ne'er do well

Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block

Your future's so unclear now

What's left of your career now?

Can't even get a trade in on your smock

La la la la la la la la

Beauty school dropout

No graduation day for you

Beauty school dropout

Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo

Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean your clothes up

After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up

Baby get moving (Baby get moving)

Why keep your feeble hopes alive?

What are you proving? (What are you proving?)

You've got the dream but not the drive

If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool

Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!

La la la la la la la la

Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)

Hanging around the corner store

Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)

It's about time you knew the score

Well they couldn't teach you anything

You think you're such a looker

But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!

Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)

You're not cut out to hold a job

Better forget it (Forget it)

Who wants their hair done by a slob?

Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the world is cruel

Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!

Baby don't blow it

Don't put my good advice to shame

Baby you know it

Even Dear Abby'd say the same!

Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly!

Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!

Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)

Go back to high school

Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)

Go back to high school

Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)

Go back to high school