The Pirate Song

Sandra wears her pants too small for her body shape

She's got a funny funny face

(It's true you know)

It's so messed up how she took your man

And ran away, she's got some crazy crazy ways

(Too bad for you)

Listen you I know it's awful,

To lose your man to a circus freak

Soon enough he'll be forgotten

Just look away and count to three.

1 2 3 hey

I guess you picked a man too young too small for your own taste

He came from very far away

(no fun in that)

You'll have to deal with all his

Stupidness and crazy tasks

You're sick of it today

(He breaks your back)

Listen you I know it's awful,

To lose your man to a circus freak

Soon enough he'll be forgotten

Just look away and count to three.

1 2 3 hey