Stalker

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh WOO!

She calls me on the phone

Hoping that I'm home

And that I'm all alone

But when I say hello,

I only hear dial tone

She thinks that I'm her own

Outside my window she crept,

Watching my every step

Oh oh oh

She's following me

Oh oh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh oh oh

She's off of her rocker

I want to marry my stalker

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh WOO!

Sometimes she says she's my mom,

Looks like she doesn't belong

She's my own peeping tom

Flowers every day

The cops they tell her to stay

500 feet away.

She's sleeping on my doorstep

She hasn't hurt me yet

Oh oh oh

She's following me

Oh oh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh oh oh

She's off of her rocker

I want to marry my (3x) stalker

This morning she wasn't there

I hope that she still cares

I almost gave up hope

But today i awoke

To a private note

She says she's going to jail

For going through my mail

But she'll stay on my trail

Oh oh oh

She's following me

Oh oh oh

She's out of her tree

Oh oh oh

She's off of her rocker

I want to marry my (3x) stalker

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (2x)

I want to marry my stalker