At the Drive-Thru

There's only one reason why I gets dressed

And it's the same reason why I passed my Driving test

I never Learned nothing off a tv chef

And now I don't have to walk so I don't get out of breath

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I'll never understand

Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands

And that Jamie Oliver he hasn't got a clue

I just want burger and Fries from the mother-fucking drive thru

Lets take a ride to the drive thru

Its not just the taste Its the value

Burger and Fries on the menu

You know that shits gonna kill you

More nutrition in shit but I dont care

Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-fucking wheel chair

Like a posh restaurant but its in my car

I can't wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar

The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make

Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake

Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a fucking Happy Meal

Burger King, KFC, Mickey D's for lunch

Fuck cooking food I'm going for a munch

I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry

Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry

Open up your box have a look at what you've got

Reformed meat made by a Robot

Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen

Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon

Lets take a ride to the drive thru

Its not just the taste Its the value

Burger and Fries on the menu

You know that shits gonna kill you

You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips

Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger

Zinger Tower meal...Bucket

Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday

I spark a fag for afters use the box as an ash tray

The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce

And if they put it in a bun I'd eat the dick of a horse

Around five quid for a medium value deal

Lard in Bread is your main meal

It's worldwide from Risca to Hackney

Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne

Gordon Ramseys swearing like he's got tourettes

And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes

He's wasting his time he's a fucking twat

All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat

Lips, aresholes, noses and ears

Bits of different cows that have been dead for years

I can't cook I won't cook I don't need to

I gets three meals a day down the mother-fucking drive thru

Lets take a ride to the drive thru

Its not just the taste Its the value

Burger and Fries on the menu

You know that shits gonna kill you

I want a Whopper,Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one, I want a happy meal with a toy...a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh