Billy Webb's Lament

Alright tonight we got top entertainer Tim West Country a.k.a Billy Webb!

Bill son, what's been going on in town centre tonight?

Well loadsa you been havin' loadsa booze, but mainly, You havn't been fuckin' having loadsa booze might you wanna *slur* have

WHat other things have you been up to tonight? Have you been disco dancing in the rave scene of Zaaaanzibars?

No. Dink. Right? Fucking fuck off. Drink. Drink. Fucking Drink. Right? Drink? That's what I'm about like!

Yeah I've had loads!

Is it mainly drink?

Yeah fuc' (?) yeava listen, fuckin' drink you'll piss your 'art into the ground (?) Drink, as fuck

"Billy, your mother's here!"

YEAAAH?! (My mother's always here!) Yeah. Drink. fukin' drink

Fuckin' youknowsit Bill!