Duffryn Vigilante Squad

You see's me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, you've had your final warnin

If you fucks with us or plays dirty tricks

We're smashin your face in with punches an kicks

It's a dark time an it's getting fuckin darker

If you see's us then you better scarper

When the suns gone down if we catch you outside

You're gunna end up… hospitalised

Like blind date or surprise surprise

I look like Cilla black wearin a disguise

I like Anne Robinson getting fucked in the eyes

We can get to you in many ways

The streets are straight but they look like a maze

You know what'll happen if you don't pays

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I knows you done over the Spar)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn (So gimme the money)

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (An a box a Rizla what you nicked)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn (Or I'll fuckin batter you)

If you don't pay me you better be expectin,

I visit from the DVS debt collectin

Feedin me bullshit I'm detectin

I'll cut you up, human dissecting

We know that you've been telling lies

That stolen VCR didn't come from our supplies

I know I thought we'd reached an agreement

Don't mess with us, you'll get good treatment

I saw you sellin six cans of lager

Little kids, in front of their father

Now I don't mind, just slide me my cut

No explanation needed you knows that you're fucked

Been placed in charged to keep the peace

Nobody can touch us not even the police

Duffryn Vigilante Squad it ain't nothing funny

Lookin after you if you gives us the money.

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I know you're commitin benefit fraud)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn (So if you don't give me the cut)

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I'm gunna fuckin knock you out alright?)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn

I caught you sellin fags an now your face is a mess

Cause I know you never got ‘em off the DVS

Ruin the streets, we're sharper than scissors

Cleanin the streets and takin no prisoners

We're Duffryn Vigilante Squad Members

Fuckin Up old Faggots and Benders

Makin ‘em think about what they're doin

It's not natural so they'll get a Shoein.

Sandpiper Way an Kingfisher Drive

Don't leave the house without a knife

Watchout Joyriders we got a stinger

You'll get assraped if you fucks a minger

I don't give a fuck if you stealin pensions

Workin on the fiddle doin extensions

I wants my cut I make no exceptions

If it's in Duffryn you better mention…it, to me.. Cause I wanna know

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I knows your mothers got a part time job)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn (Down the doctors surgery)

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (So fuckin swipe me a pad of prescription forms)

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn (You clit)

Chilled in a Portacabin in Tradegar Park

At nightfall, we comes out cause its dark

We gets tooled up with a gun an a crossbow

Make intimidation heavy like in Moscow

Or some other place behind the iron curtain

If you sells drugs you knows your certain

You'll get chained up, tortured with electrodes

Pledge your nipples, an both big toes

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn

I'm from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin

No fuckin bufflin I'm from Duffryn