Nan Jam

Adam Hussein - Bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of Columbian homegrown

hahaah you beggar

I've got a number one fan who loves to smoke a nine-bar

It ain't Bob Marley clarts, it's my fucking grandma

I seen her in fights, protecting the family name

Sparring clarts out 'cos she's the original Hussein

One time the police come knocking, at our door

She hid the fucking pills 'cos she knows the fucking score

The pigs started shouting, they couldn't find the blow

So my Nan chucks the pricks out the fucking window

You see, that's the problem when you smokes too much draw

You forget things like, er we live on the fifteenth floor

They landed in a mess, fuck me that must be sore

My Nan's hard as fuck and she's only eighty-four

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Why were these pigs here making me irate?

I thought back and tried to calculate

That's right mate

Last week she ran from St Addicks and they haven't seen her since

How can you miss a trackie and a fucking blue rinse

But she had to fucking leave 'cos she was causing uproar

'cos they caught her banging out shit, loads of fucking draw

She bought more whizz than she'd ever fucking need,

So she gave it a way - some to the day care

but most to some fucked up bloke in a wheelchair

Wally was is name and he looked half dead,

When my Nan finished with him he was off his head

He didn't fucking stop so she kept racking them,

Now he's on TV lapping Mika Hakkinen

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Is this gonna be played in TJs?

Back in the day when the glc formed we had no money so my nan got pawned

I sold her down rizza's for eight pound forty and I bought some draw 'cos I'm fucking naughty

2 Hats smoked the last off this mad shit,

I better get my Nan back or she'll go fucking skitz

She's hussein, so like me she's insane,

She'll fuck you up with her fucking zimmer-frame

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I was in town getting fucked and off went my phone, it was my neighbour saying there's a disturbance at home

I walks in the place and to my dismay

My Nan got wrecked and thought it was my birthday

She made the cake with coke instead of flour

And she'd eaten almost half in under a fucking hour

She does it every now and then

Well perhaps twice a week

So I gives her three valiums to put her to sleep

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