Older Ladies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
You know it goes like this, it should go like that
Either way I'm never gonna try to leave my flat
I owe money to my friends and it's raining outside
Use the internet for porn or shopping, I can't decide
But theres one thing I know I don't know if i should say it
I'll let you know my secret as long as you don't display it
I have a tiny little fantasy running through my mind
That I like an older woman, one who's possibly blind
Don't be sickened if you think what I'm saying is wrong
Just imagine Jan Leeming bending over in a thong
Don't be disgusted, this is something I like
Like Lance Armstrong with a slightly older bike
Young girls are really fun but they want money and gifts
Whereas an older woman just wants sex and a stairlift
Up the stairs with a nice cup of tea
I hope your husband's dead so there's room in bed for me
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
You may be grey and over the hill,
Your half last may be starting to kill
But i got an urge because you're mature
You made it grow like it's been in manure
Got a sports car and pay for everything
And when I get you home I'm gonna stick my dick in
It's not illegal or against the law
But it's dried up 'cus of menapause
I met her at work she was really keen
Alison Madden just turned 18
On a work's weekend, on a course in Devon
I can't believe she's only 47
Collagen injection and Botox in her head
She might be nearly dead but she's wicked in bed
She's a MILF and she's up for fun
She's comes round my house after the school run
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Helen Mirren take me for a ride
Have them wrinkley on the outside
Oh love you know you can't fight this
So take out your false teeth
And let's kiss
I used to watch Weird Science with Kelly Le Brock
But some say she's old and dried up like a cum sock
I get excited when I think about it now, you don't believe me what I'm saying
I can show you how
Ulrika Jonsson she knows the score
She's got a tight bottom but she's knocking on death's door
She's got her teeth, but she's not too poor
But god damn I gotta get a girl who's 40
You see them in the street, you see them in a town
Moving yummy mummy, but wants to get down
She'll dress up like a nurse in PVC
And she's got her own house and cooks me tea
J.K Rowling, J.K Rowling
I wanna take her home and show her dark bowling
J.K Rowling, J.K Rowling
I wanna take her home and show her dark bowling
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Thursday night I go out to find a granny
Searching Newport desparate for some fanny
Club lights flicker across the older ladies
All fresh divorcees with a brand new Mercedes
A drunk linguistic view it's to construct when I'm f*cked
My conversation doesn't suck
I tred the buck, I like my women senior
Sexual experience with an elderly whore
I want more than a nice ass and a fit body
A blast from the past, if the blemmin isn't shoddy
Pensioner tactics now I'm in the zone
Ready get my kicks, if my kids are left home
Buy another drink, spring into action
Content with a night of over 40's passion
In the back of the taxi now she's in my lap
Going back to her place to fill a generation gap
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake like I got rabies
Older Ladies, Older Ladies
Making me shake
Sexual!
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