Shit Yourself

Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up

and then I shit myself.

Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up

and then I shit myself.

Ah..

Don't front, you better check your back

How can you be down when your pants are full of cack?

You thought you'd fart, the shit did dart

The mouth of the ringpiece was fuckin torn apart

It's not your fault, you thought you'd be ok

Cos every motherfukcer farts at least twice a day

In public or at home in the bath

those little brown bubbles always make me fuckin laugh

But right now, you use a scarf

To wipe the shit that made Mike Balls laugh

He said "Oh son, you fukcin drew mud the next thing I know my

ringpiece starts to cough up blood"

Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up

and then I shit myself.

I grab the mike, I never put it down

My ringpiece stretches, I start to frown

I'm feelin' shitty, my arse is going mad

I'm fukced up from a curry I had

It was too runny, too much fukcin cream

My ringpice starts to stream

It goes down, the back of my leg

Next thing I know I'd be better off dead.

Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up

and then I shit myself.

It wasn't fun, I had a bad bum

It's not good, when you gets the runs

You know you shit yourself, you know you shit yourself

Don't do it cos you fuckin stink