Loserdotcom

U spend your days and nights online

Your website makes U proud

But if U had a single friend at all

All they would be LOL

Well it seems I may have crossed the line

I've gone and made U pissed

Now UR going to take me off your buddy list

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom

Then you'll feel right at Loserdotcom

If you don't have a life but you got plenty of ROM

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

U tell me that your sex life, it has not been bland

Since U learned how to click and type with just 1 hand

UR a keyboard Casanova, UR a digital Don Juan

UR a chat room Romeo and U want to get it on

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I guess U can't see what's wrong

You've got your modem and your mouse

And you think U think you've got it going on

U once had a life but it's gone