My Best Friends

I love Annie and Amy and Emily,

I hope every lesbian learns to play guitar,

But when it comes to special rights like family,

I think marriage goes a bit too far.

We're pushing and pushing,

Still never forget,

True equality, it hasn't happened yet,

But don't point your finger at me,

Take a look at my friends and you'll see.

Stereotypes aren't for me,

But I never said life was fair,

Diversity makes us all free,

And somebody needs to cut hair.

Look, I am a liberal guy,

I wear a ribbon, no one deserves to die,

You can tell I don't support the status quo,

Because