The Punk Rock Academy

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee

When a thought popped into my brain

If all of us hated high school so much

Why was nothing ever changed?

So I called brian up with my plan that's red hot

A private institution in the name of punk-rock

We got some government funding & our own

Private road & 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I

Attended the punk rock academy

I had a dream when I was in high school that I

Attended the punk rock academy

Chris Jensen's teaching science & he's still

Running mountain.

We fired the gun from bad religion cuz he

Sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punx a

Dip & get rid of all their fleas.

And we'll never buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I

Attended the punk rock academy

I had a dream when I was in high school

That there was a punk rock academy

& no one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy,

Where all the students, their diagnosed with ADD

Take me home 2 night

I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right

Take me home 2 night

I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right…

We will import a token joke & then we'll

Kick his token ass & there will never ever be

A physical education class.

Think about, you'll agree.

It's the bizzity bizzity bomb

& maybe we can get assuck to

Play the senior prom.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I

Attended the punk rock academy

I had a dream when I was in high school

That there was a punk rock academy

& no one made fun of me!