Varangian Paradise

When the best men of Dereva arrive

They will be welcomed with open arms

Here they will find the food the women and the wine

Soak the shoots of birch

Heat the water scorching hot

Fill the room with steam

Until they can barely see each other

We'll send for the most graceful women of all the land

To serve and pleasure you

We'll do everything to make our guests feel at ease

Soak the shoots of birch

Heat the water scorching hot

Fill the room with steam

Until you can barely see each other

Only the most illustrious men are welcome

Then we may go to your prince with great honor

So, make your first steps into heaven on earth Here life is only pleasure and delight...

Give way to your most unholy desires

Burn ! Ill-famed traitors ! Now suffer my wrath !

Soon the burning breath of vengeance will escape from your bodies

You shall taste our Varangian Paradise

After you all have bathed, you shall come to me

Steam so thick you can't see anymore

Scorching heat becomes the air you breathe

Sighs are filled with suffocating smoke

Thrash, kick and lick your bodies with burning tongues

The love juice running down

Your thighs burning and boiling