Last Couple On The Dance Floor

People call and ask how we're doing in the L shaped room

They understand how different it is in this profession

They all fall for all our excuses that we'll see them soon

You tell me that you love me, I tell you that I love you

And I don't have to be worried any ... more ... oh

We are the last couple on the dance floor

Don't stop the music, don't stop the music

The last couple on the dance floor

When they cut the power they cut the whole world out

A train crash someone gets murdered there's a threat of war

We all laugh and say "Isn't that something!"

There's no cash, everybody panics and the sweat just pours

People call and desperately try to invade our time

We say hey wait, we're trying to beat the record

They all fall for all our excuses but at least we're kind