F**k the Valley Fudge

Siamese, Portugese

Dirty knees

Look at these rookies around us

Aren't you glad you found us?

Now if you are who you say you are

Get up here to the bar

We'll plot out a plan to take down the man

We'll start with that new future superstar

And steal all their decorative rocks

We'll fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape

We got sandwiches, chips and cold Gatorade

We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are

DUI students who can't drive their cars

And we'll take stucco dust and wet drywall sludge

Combine 'em just right to make f**k the valley fudge

Applebee's, Chuck E. Cheese

Dirty deeds

Don't you see?

F**k the valley fudge

It's my hate, my love

Nepalese antifreeze, calories

Can't you see?

F**k the valley fudge

It's my hate and my love

F**k the valley fudge

It's my hate and my love

F**k the valley fudge

My hate, my love

F**k the valley fudge

F**k the valley

F**k

(sound of lawn blower for about one minute)