Crooked Dice

Hey, I'm a gentleman

But I can take it 'bout as long as long can last and then

I'll take it on the chin

Mud is handy only when it comes to slingin' it

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

Hey, all you faker men

You get me when I'm goin', get me while I'm comin' in

I need not to pretend

But it's handy when I have to treat you like a friend

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

Hey, all you gamblin' souls

You play the horses and you put me through your rigmarole

But I can feel you sinking low

And in fact you've fallen right in your own pigeonhole

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice

You've been rolling crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice, yeah

Crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice

You've been rolling crooked dice

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