Aint It Crazy

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Well, mama got the rub board, sister got the tub

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They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub

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Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

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Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Two old maids, they was layin’ in the bed

One turned over and this is what she said,

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Mama killed a chicken, thought he was a duck

Put him on the table with his feet sticking up

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

There was two old ladies layin’ in the sand,

Each one wonderin’ if the other was a man

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Well I see that woman goin behind the hill

I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine

All I gotta do is drink that wine

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.

I said the little old rooster saw the little old hen

He said, "I’ve had no lovin’ since God knows when"

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' at that thing.