Club Situation

Sex club situation, it's my weeknight occupation

At an undisclosed location, I'll fill you in like an application

That's why I'm so obsessed, I'm obsessed with ya, uh-huh

And you can do what you wanna do (in living color)

Cuz nobody's gonna wanna stop you (no not your mother)

You got a little something stuck in your shoe (it's what you paid for)

But you're nasty so what else is new? (I'll be your neighbor)

That's why I'm so impressed, I'm impressed by ya, uh-huh

And you can do that dance you learned in community college last year

I think it was called Haitian

When you're in a club situation

And ev'ry time you're there your feet up in the air because you keep on feeling that fascination

When you're in a club situation

Dance club situation

A super physical education

So get over that moral fixation

And indulge in some undulation!

That's why I wanna dance

I wanna dance with ya, uh huh

Well it's the only to unwind (but it's a livin)

After duelin' with the daily grind (all is forgiven)

And at Laney you might get so behind (but what's the difference)

Cuz the sweat'll make you lose your mind (I'll be your witness)

That's why I'll take a chance

I'll take a chance on ya, uh huh

And you can blackout drunk your keys stuck in the trunk but you will learn it's all about relation when you're in a club situation

And your hair's on fire but dontcha get tired let loose and let yourself feel the sensation, when you're in a club situation

Jonny Makeup across the nation, I think we've found ourselves in a situation

Colloboration, Danish sensation

I think we're livin' in times of stimulation

Pass the Crisco, meet me at the disco

we'll get down and out just like in San Francisco

I'm going bonkers, I'm lost in Yonkers

the queens are droppin' chocolate like they're Willy Wonkers!