Bitches And Other Women

I'm feeling so tired, I can't understand it

Just had a full night's sleep

I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted

Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy

Ain't touched a drink all night

I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason

Just had a cold meat pie

Girl, when you call my name

I salivate like Pavlov's dog

Girl, when you lay me out

My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum

Now you got the mix

And, Audie, you got the sticks

And love is a bitch

Yeah, you got the mix

And, Audie, you got the sticks

Boy, and love is just a bitch

She's just a bitch, baby

And if I could sing you, if I could sing you

A love song so divine

Would it be enough for your cheating heart

Or would you think this boy's insane, he's insane?

I'm talking about the women all around the world

Women behind bars

Women in fast cars

Women in distress

I like a lady with no dress

Women in aeroplanes

Women who play them games

Women in a uniform

See the woman with her clothes torn

Women who satisfy

Women you can't buy

Like the women in a magazine

And them ladies in the limousine

Women who sip champagne

Women who feel no pain

Women in a disco

Hanging around for the blow, blow, blow

Women wanting sympathy

Women taking ecstasy

Women that live in a fantasy

So why are they always living on their knees?

Women that fall in love

Women who need a shove

Women that can't be beat

Check out that lady in my back seat

Women in the USA

Them women steal your heart away

Women into rock and roll

Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show

Women that we write songs about

Women that turn around and kick you out

Women you dream about all your life

Women that can't raise her feet in trouble and strife

Yeah, you got a mix

And, Audie, you got the sticks

Boy, but love is a bitch

Yeah, you got a mix

And, Audie, you got the sticks

Baby, but love is a bitch

She's a real cool bitch

She's a nasty bitch

Ain't love a bitch?