All Jacked Up

Hey yeah

Well, 5:30 pm rolls around, there's a lil ol' joint outside of town

Only got time for a couple of beers

And a jukebox song ringing in my ears

next thing you know the bartenders pouring,

shots are flowing, got me stone man

All I really know is that I should be going

But I'm soaking up the moment

And I'm all jacked up (all jacked up)

I'm all jacked up (all jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to 9 o'clock

What the hell I'll have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

Guess I might of must of gone a lil too far

Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue

Ten foot two with a bad attitude

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth

I guess I had it coming I deserved it too

Cause I was all jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up,

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh my god it's 2 o'clock

I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

So I grab a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow, got me in though

2 Foot later backed into the light pole

All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up (all jacked up)

(All jacked up)

WOOOOO

One thing I've learned when you get tore up,

Don't start no stuff when your all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car

don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When your all jacked up

(all jacked up)

All jacked up

Yeah