California Girls

I ain't never had a problem with California

There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona

But them Hollywood types after a while wear on you

Struttin' around in their size zeros

Skinny little girls, no meat on their bones

Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left

That know how to rock your world?

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery

Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me

Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be

But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin

With her big fake smile and her painted on tan

She'll never have a chance at a real man

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left

That know how to rock your world?

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left

That know how to rock your world?

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?