The Earrings Song

Well I finally found a sitter

Who'd stay late on Friday night

So I could do some dancin'

Underneath them neon lights

Get out of the kitchen do a little

Catchin' up with my old man and I

Couldn't help but notice girl that

You keep slinkin' by stealin' his

Attention with a twinkle in your eye

You're causin' an involuntary clenchin'

Of the fingers on my hand

So honey move along and find a place to

Park yourself while you still can

Don't make me take my earrings out

'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about

I'll throw you down and mop the floor

A man like mine's worth fightin' for

Don't make me take my earrings out

And I bet I'd spend an hour at the bathroom vanity

Tryin' to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen

I don't wanna' mess it up but trust me honey I ain't

Scared to break a nail and I'd be glad to spend a

Night in jail aww hell

So don't make me take my earrings out

'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about

If you come waltzin' by once more

I'll drag your butt right out the door

So don't make me take my earrings out awwhha

So don't make me take my earrings out

'Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about

I'll throw you down and mop the floor

A man like mine's worth fightin' for

Don't make me take my earrings out

If you come waltzin' by once more

I'll throw you down and mop the floor

And drag your butt right out the door

A man like mine's worth fightin' for

So don't make me take my earrings out