Capitol Hills Girls

They all look the same

Capitol Hill boys that look like Capitol Hill girls

Capitol Hill girls that look like Capitol Hill boys

You came home like you were not there

You were not not there

I do not like that sort of thing, not at all

Not at all

Capitol Hill boys that look like Capitol Hill girls

Capitol Hill girls that look like Capitol Hill boys

You have long hair, and yours is short

But coke is what both of you snort

Your pants are loose, your pants are tight

You both don't eat, and you're both white!

But I can't tell you apart

No, I can't tell you apart.

Capitol Hill boys that look like Capitol Hill girls

Capitol Hill girls that look like Capitol Hill boys

Are you Amy, or David, or Jamie

Or Seamus, or Lacy, or Hazel, or all of the above?

And I can't tell you apart

No, I can't tell you apart.

Are you Amy, or David, or Jamie

Or Seamus, or Lacy, or Hazel, or all of the above?

And I can't tell you apart

No, I can't tell you apart.

Capitol Hill boys that look like Capitol Hill girls

Capitol Hill girls that look like Capitol Hill boys

I love them all.

Capitol Hill boys that look like girls

Capitol Hill girls that look like boys

The Mexicans call a potato a papa,

But you can call me a potata Because I'm a potata!